🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯 OH DAYUM. This book has it all. It’s like a black, feminist Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer... except actually GOOD. I'm in love.
It may have come to your attention that I have some Opinions™ on this blog. To take a break from dragging other people’s work, I thought it was time to take a long hard look at myself, and see if I’m actually applying my bookish morals to my own reading. The answer? AHAHAHAHhahahaha... no.
🐯🐯🐯💀💀 || Blimming heck. You wait six books for a plot… then it all comes along at once! The last book in this series is actually good, so it’s a shame about the four saggy ones in the middle.
In the reign of Hatshepsut, plucky judge Amerotke must race against time to crack a fiendish plot, and save Egypt. Even a shittily formatted cover isn’t going to put me off an ancient murder mystery starring a Pharaoh Queen.
🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯 || Amazon released this EARLY. I am sleep deprived and hyper with excitement from reading as weekend. And all I can say is, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
🐯🐯🐯💀💀|| I gave four or five stars to the first three books in the Kate Daniels series. Now, I think things are finally starting to flag. Ruh roh. A quick glance at Goodreads has told me that EVERYONE thinks I am wrong.
🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯/★★★★★ Let's be honest, Nathan Fillion could shit in a bucket and I'd still rate it 11/10 fan content. Firefly is Whedon’s masterpiece and if you disagree, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.
🐯🐯🐯💀💀 / Gaslight fantasy is a genre I hadn’t heard of before this book. No, it's not a genre where politicians deny having tweeting things they clearly tweeted. Gaslight fantasy is a bit like steampunk. It's set in Victorian times, but instead of a sci-fi twist, everything is supernatural. Sign me the HECK UP YO!
🐯🐯🐯💀💀/★★★☆☆ Is there anything more annoying than an anti-vaxxer? Yes. The journalist who deliberately lied about the science to create the poor anti-vaxxer, thereby entrenching public mistrust in mainstream media and experts, and encouraging a rise in conspiracy thinking. Haha, I bet you thought I had a fun punchline, but instead it’s just sad. Joke's on you!
Well holy Hasselhoff in a handbasket, you mean it’s 2019 already? How dare it. Not in MY TwentyGayTeen! I mean, in my TwentyBiTeen. Because that’s what year it is now.
🐯🐯🐯🐯💀//★★★★☆ How are the Napoleonic wars so blood(il)y awesome?! I think I love them so much partially because vague and misplaced patriotism, partially because everyone was fricking pengagleng.
🐯🐯🐯💀💀/★★★☆☆ Hey guys! NaNoWriMo is officially done (#completeditmate) Christmas is officially here, and it’s time for MOAR BOOK REVIEWS. Daughter of Smoke and Bone is one of THE most uber hyped, uber loved recent YA fantasy classics, and I have A LOT of thoughts. Most of them are positive. But …some…not so…?
A Paper Tiger's Tale 